Beautiful People was a cyber catalogue of ugly faces punctuated by the occasionally handsome cheese ball, which just goes to show—beauty is in the eye of the beholder—also known as most people are fucking delusional.
HOT TO NOT RATIO: 1 out of 24 BEST PICK UP LINE: "Don't be so picky.... " WORST PICK UP LINE: "I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it? Approach/Chat Up Line: "I'm beautiful on the inside." Conversation Skills/Rapport: Told him my favorite sports team is the Orlando Blooms.
" (best and worst are, as per usual, interchangeable) NUMBER OF CORRESPONDENCES IN ONE WEEK: 19 Female Masturbation Has A New Name HOTTEST (UGLY) GUY: Adam is a stone cold fox with an inferiority contest. (Thank you, Amy Schumer) Closing Skills: He does anal. Holly Madison Playboy Expose—The Saddest, Grubbiest Highlights (Lowlights?!! Okay, I guess I'm not that bad." Conversational Skills/Rapport: Knows the way to San Jose. Closing Skills: I get lost in his eyes and I feel my spirits rise.
) GUY MY MOM WOULD WANT ME TO DATE: For an ugly dude David is pretty damn hot... Florida Teen Took Selfies While Having Ruff Sex With Her Pit Bull WEIRDEST GUY: Nice hat....
“I’ve lived in Los Angeles for 15 years,” he explained.