Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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