And after a while, you start getting message after message from guys who either just want to talk about gay sex, or who want to have gay phone sex. Some of the messages are unintentionally hilarious and I am surprised no one has gotten the idea to remix them into some sort of youtube or dance song.
I call in the ladies side, without disguising my voice, and talk to any number of horny, curious, closeted guys for free. Of course you get the invariable, "get off the line faggot." But not as much as you would think.
It's difficult to feel lusty if you're cleaning the potty or perhaps surfing, while on the cell phone with this man. So shave your kitty, dress in that gorgeous swimsuit, turn down the lights and snatch your chosen wine.
Spray a nice aroma right into the space or against your wardrobe to put you in the mental condition.
Look, the idea will be to do whatever may put you in the proper frame of mind to obtain effective phone sex.